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Here's a pretty good one...
"Top Ten Laser Pointer Guy Excuses"
10. Wanted to give pilots complimentary laser eye surgery.
9. Was trying to get the attention of the hot babe in seat 3-A.
8. Wanted to be famous for next high school reunion.
7. Still distraught over the cancellation of NBC's "LAX."
6. Always wanted to be mentioned in lame Top Ten list.
5. "Why should the safety of human lives outweigh the joy I get from seeing a tiny green dot in the sky?"
4. "You need a laser to open those darn airline peanuts, am I right, America?!"
3. "No, no. I was just testing you guys. Nice work, everybody!"
2. Didn't want to go all the way to the airport so tried to hail a 747.
1. Life's goal: to see my name in paper after the words 'local jackass.' |
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